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Freedom Bucket

heyfunniest:

When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:

And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.

In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a “difficult child” which is code for “walking entity of sass” so I was in the time-out bucket quite a bit. Once they put me in the bucket for thirty minutes— and I thought that was incredibly unfair so I grabbed the handles and shifted my body repeatedly until the bucket and I were out of the classroom, in the hallway, and through the front door. They found me in the parking lot scooting to freedom in the time-out bucket. The teachers were furious and I said, “Hey, I never left the bucket” So they called my mum and told her what I did and she just said, “Well, he never left the bucket.”

(Source: digatisdi, via laughcentre)

2 days ago
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accelll:

unicornwhores:

and people thought gays would ruin the sanctity of marriage.

Why?

3 days ago
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Tumblr turned me into a lonely insomniac with a great sense of humor and obsessive tendencies.

aloha-ambur:

I bow to the maker of this cause it’s true af

(via period-problems)

4 days ago
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tumboner:

what the fuck that just looks like a building

tumboner:

what the fuck that just looks like a building

(Source: toptumbles.com, via laughcentre)

3 days ago
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catsbeaversandducks:

Four years and nothing has changed.

catsbeaversandducks:

Four years and nothing has changed.

(via laughcentre)

4 days ago
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